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Sharon
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:13 am    Post subject: How to get into heaven Reply with quote

God appears to a man and says he will have to quit fags, drink and sex if he wants to go to heaven.

A week later God re-appears and asks him hows it going. He says the fags and drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer I couldnt resist and had to give her one then and there.

God says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven. The man replies they dont like that sort of thing in Tescos either.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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J~A~Y~B~7~7~7
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol good one shaz


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