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sarah

love is in the air

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.

He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her
stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to
do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused
and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped
abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. " Why are you stopping
darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
Sharon


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